Vidzangan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil tortoise.

Vidzangan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidzangan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidzangan, he will be very sad.

Vidzangan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vidzangan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.