Honlegmantamdidpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast tortoise.

Honlegmantamdidpom created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honlegmantamdidpom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honlegmantamdidpom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Honlegmantamdidpom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Honlegmantamdidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if seven foxes approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.