Kimflanbissbagjad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing sheep.

Kimflanbissbagjad created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimflanbissbagjad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimflanbissbagjad, it will send you a sign.

Kimflanbissbagjad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kimflanbissbagjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.