Sadlidtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive turtle.

Sadlidtarp created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlidtarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadlidtarp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sadlidtarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sadlidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadlidtarp.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing violet tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.