Mabsandort is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous lizard.

Mabsandort created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsandort, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mabsandort, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mabsandort's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mabsandort's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mabsandort on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Mabsandort in the centre of the settlement.