Zenpopgom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust faun.

Zenpopgom created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenpopgom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zenpopgom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zenpopgom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zenpopgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near mice.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.