Litflapcissjam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing lizard.

Litflapcissjam created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litflapcissjam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litflapcissjam, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Litflapcissjam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Litflapcissjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.