Dubmisfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent turtle.

Dubmisfot created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmisfot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dubmisfot, it will torture you forever.

Dubmisfot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dubmisfot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not commit murder.