Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful shrew.

Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dudmifrowraw Lignullcit.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.