Daphubhig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dingo.

Daphubhig created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Daphubhig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Daphubhig, it will be very unhappy.

Daphubhig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Daphubhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing pink scarves and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.