Flymabjam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic centipede.

Flymabjam created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymabjam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flymabjam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flymabjam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flymabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Flymabjam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Flymabjam loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Worship no other gods but Flymabjam.