Vonkgig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable ferret.

Vonkgig created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Vonkgig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonkgig, he will turn you into a frog.

Vonkgig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vonkgig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonkgig.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Vonkgig loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.