Disspigpodsit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful snail.

Disspigpodsit created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disspigpodsit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Disspigpodsit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Disspigpodsit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Disspigpodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.