Nulltailstanmegripingbell is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring monkey.

Nulltailstanmegripingbell created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nulltailstanmegripingbell, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulltailstanmegripingbell, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nulltailstanmegripingbell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nulltailstanmegripingbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nulltailstanmegripingbell on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.