Cimdossfig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage hare.

Cimdossfig created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdossfig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimdossfig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cimdossfig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cimdossfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Cimdossfig on top of important buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.