Fumkophapgephasbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm warg.

Fumkophapgephasbig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumkophapgephasbig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumkophapgephasbig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fumkophapgephasbig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fumkophapgephasbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Fumkophapgephasbig.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fumkophapgephasbig on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear shirts.