Hammadgid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong dragon.

Hammadgid created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hammadgid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hammadgid, she will turn you into a tree.

Hammadgid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hammadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never wear fawn dresses.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.