Misfid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous bird.

Misfid created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misfid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Misfid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Misfid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Misfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed onions to ants while wearing magenta kilts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.