Jandobhudnill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak eagle.

Jandobhudnill created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jandobhudnill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jandobhudnill, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jandobhudnill's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jandobhudnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jandobhudnill.