Bonktagboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing hamster.

Bonktagboss created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonktagboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonktagboss, she will laugh at you.

Bonktagboss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bonktagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.

2. Run away if eight shrews approach from the east.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not stand on grass.