Cungodzim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving pigeon.

Cungodzim created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cungodzim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cungodzim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cungodzim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cungodzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cungodzim loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention bats.