Gensigfas is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent cobra.

Gensigfas created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensigfas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gensigfas, she will curse you with boils.

Gensigfas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gensigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into brown rooms.