Sawfotmig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage crab.

Sawfotmig created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sawfotmig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sawfotmig, it will turn you into a worm.

Sawfotmig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sawfotmig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Hide from violet gulls for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not stand on grass.