Armgessjin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Armgessjin created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgessjin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Armgessjin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armgessjin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Armgessjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Armgessjin first in all things.