Capnandib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, able chicken.

Capnandib created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capnandib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Capnandib, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Capnandib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Capnandib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing violet trousers.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.