Nilzenont is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring meerkat.

Nilzenont created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilzenont, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilzenont, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nilzenont's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nilzenont's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing green rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.