Taprighamkop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish mouse.

Taprighamkop created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Taprighamkop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Taprighamkop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Taprighamkop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Taprighamkop's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Run away from yellow great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Run away if seven cats approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Taprighamkop first in all things.