Bumdabbad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain capybara.

Bumdabbad created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumdabbad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumdabbad, she will remove you from existence.

Bumdabbad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bumdabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. You must love Bumdabbad.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.