Fomgovzog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident narwhal.

Fomgovzog created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomgovzog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomgovzog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fomgovzog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fomgovzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Never sing in the presence of moths.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fomgovzog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.