Manjanpigbom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional fly.

Manjanpigbom created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Manjanpigbom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manjanpigbom, he will turn you into a rock.

Manjanpigbom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Manjanpigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing violet skirts.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.