Migjabduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful swan.

Migjabduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Migjabduss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migjabduss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Migjabduss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Migjabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Migjabduss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never sing in holy places.