Disshotwit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced weasel.

Disshotwit created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Disshotwit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Disshotwit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Disshotwit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Disshotwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Disshotwit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always take life seriously.