Gatfenfit Wotgodboss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful tapir.

Gatfenfit Wotgodboss created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfenfit Wotgodboss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gatfenfit Wotgodboss, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gatfenfit Wotgodboss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gatfenfit Wotgodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.