Lipcunapp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent swallow.

Lipcunapp created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipcunapp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lipcunapp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lipcunapp's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lipcunapp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Lipcunapp on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not chop down trees.