Gepkadvad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent wolf.

Gepkadvad created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepkadvad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepkadvad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gepkadvad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gepkadvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Gepkadvad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gepkadvad.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.