Ponbamtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong horse.

Ponbamtaf created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbamtaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ponbamtaf, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ponbamtaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ponbamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Ponbamtaf loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never go into red rooms.