Soggonloop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless mouse.

Soggonloop created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggonloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Soggonloop, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Soggonloop's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Soggonloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.