Yamhomcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak dingo.

Yamhomcap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhomcap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamhomcap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yamhomcap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yamhomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Yamhomcap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Yamhomcap loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.