Dappingon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome rat.

Dappingon created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dappingon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dappingon, she will turn you into a snail.

Dappingon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dappingon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing brown kilts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.