Kandagcim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise goblin.

Kandagcim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kandagcim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kandagcim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kandagcim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kandagcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Hide from violet cats for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.