Nellsandsabkarlap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sapient goat.

Nellsandsabkarlap created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsandsabkarlap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nellsandsabkarlap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellsandsabkarlap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nellsandsabkarlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never hop near porpoises.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.