Wotlabten is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful toad.

Wotlabten created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotlabten, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotlabten, it will destroy your home planet.

Wotlabten's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wotlabten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.