Paknabnilltit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful crab.

Paknabnilltit created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknabnilltit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Paknabnilltit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Paknabnilltit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Paknabnilltit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Put Paknabnilltit first in all things.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never wear brown jumpers.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.