Cibvedcud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless dryad.

Cibvedcud created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cibvedcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibvedcud, it will laugh at you.

Cibvedcud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cibvedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.