Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humorless hippopotamus.

Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig, she will send you a sign.

Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Wipbugtoffarnkapkapzakvig.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.