Jigtipgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate duck.

Jigtipgen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigtipgen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jigtipgen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jigtipgen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jigtipgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never paint your back gray.