Renflatlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful pig.

Renflatlab created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renflatlab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renflatlab, he will turn you into a worm.

Renflatlab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Renflatlab's Holy Commandments

1. Renflatlab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Renflatlab loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Renflatlab loves sharks, so they must be respected.