Figcedlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane pigeon.

Figcedlarn created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Figcedlarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Figcedlarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Figcedlarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Figcedlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never mention hamsters.