Bellganlist Saffigdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud squirrel.

Bellganlist Saffigdub created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellganlist Saffigdub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellganlist Saffigdub, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bellganlist Saffigdub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bellganlist Saffigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Bellganlist Saffigdub must be the most important thing in your life.