Yarhogmil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient camel.

Yarhogmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhogmil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarhogmil, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarhogmil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yarhogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never write about stars.