Wapmapvolapp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage parrot.

Wapmapvolapp created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapmapvolapp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wapmapvolapp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wapmapvolapp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wapmapvolapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wapmapvolapp on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapmapvolapp.

5. Worship no other gods but Wapmapvolapp.